I went to the ocean
to drop in a line,
but, I just hung my head.
I went to the ocean
to have a good time,
but, I just wished I were dead.

All the guys said
they were having a good time,
but, I'm not going lie.
I just wanted to pull the plug
and then commence to die.

If you got the urge
you'd go to the stern
and turn your face from the wind.
'cuz if you didn't, and then if you did,
you could lose a good friend.

Now I've got the cure
for this I am sure,
to this dilemma I've just described.
You catch a big fish,
a great big o'l fish,
then bring him up to the side.

© D.G.S. '99'