Take a little time to sharpen your knife
Say I'll see you later to your beautiful wife
Go out on the porch and lose a little strife
Whittle a little

Now if you'r not feeling good, you feel a little sad
Your wife said something that made you real mad
Go sit in your chair and be real glad
You can
Whittle a little

Now when you get to the gates on that final day
Go up to Saint Peter and bravely say
If I go inside will it be ok
If I
Whittle a little

D.G.S. O3